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originaliscool:

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

Hahahaha

Sometimes if I poke my lid in the inner corner it makes this sound because the air is moving and it grosses people out and I think it’s hilarious because it sounds like a tiny wet fart or something

Maybe writing down what I’m thinking about will help me sleep:
Going out with payal and Ashley tomorrow which yay of course I’m looking forward to
We find out what pieces got in so yay and also will be sad for sure about the ones that don’t get in and oh man which ones won’t be selected
Hanging out with Ryan possibly tomorrow so yay but what do I say when I text him I have to sound blazĂ© and super cool yet excited but not too excited to see him but what if he bails again because he might but that’s out of my control so chill
Oh man that date with that guy next week like he’s a bit older than me and it’s not a lot but he’s the oldest guy I’ll have gone on a date with and he seems really cute but I hope I don’t feel dumb around him like I usually do

Ok I think that’s it? /mindvomit

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing